Character Actor and clown, Yoonyun Buster, who has an Internet Website encouraging actors to go financial core, has stunned the fi-core world with the announcement that he has discovered the likeness of their new savior, Jon Voight, on a tortilla.
Mr. Buster’s astonishing announcement has caused a pilgrimage of the Fi-core Faithless to the doorstep of his Simi Valley home. Police have reported that for the most part those waiting in line to view the tortilla are a passive group, but as a precaution ambulances are standing by because of their tendency of backstabbing.
In addition to the Voight tortilla, Yoonyun also claims to have a Chip featuring the likeness of Erik Estrada and a potato that resembles Wilfred Brimley. When asked if he had any eatables resembling Chris Mitchum, Mr. Buster, who spends most of his spare time watching movies and TV, said he couldn’t be sure since he hadn’t seen him in years.
Buster who is always out to make an extra buck says his items will go up for sale on Ebay! Bidding will begin at 30 pieces of silver.
A.L. Miller Editor & Chief