When we told the Amazing DeBUNKolators inventor the Amazing Abner Furbish the 3rd that we wanted to use it to debunk a statement by SAG’s Secretary/Treasurer James Cromwell, he simply scoffed and said “That would be the equivalent of shooting a gnat with a Howitzer!” Well, after some persistence on our part we finally convinced Mr. Furbish who is relaxing at his summer home in Bakersfield to construct a Demi DeBUNKolater!
Amazingly, he dashed off the plans for his Amazing Demi DeBUNKolator quicker than you could say “Partnership For Power!” Then his Amazing DeBUNKolator Technicians constructed it in half the time it takes The Current Restore Respect dominated board to say “Minority Report Denied!”
Once the amazing device was completed, his DeBUNKo-interpologists immediately inserted a recent amazing statement by James Cromwell into the amazing apparatus!
Here is Mr. Cromwell’s amazing statement concerning the new proposed commercial agreement: “Under the circumstances, without a strike authorization — which we did not have — this is the very, very best deal that we could have gotten.”
Well, the Demi DeBUNKo-irony/VUmeter immediately peaked into the red! Then the print out shot violently from the device! It read “Is this guy —-ing kidding? Wasn’t it his — —- side that got into power by campaigning that a strike WASN’T NECESSARY to get a good —-ing deal from the JPC? And now he has the b—s to claim they got the very, very best deal that they could without a strike authorization! These people are un—-ing believable!”*
Indeed, SW Editor & Chief A.L. Miller
*Apparently, the Amazing Demi DeBUNKolator has a short fuse. Fortunately, the Expletive Delete-olator was functioning fabulously as this is a GP rated website.