There's a Guild that leads a life of danger
To every member it's become a stranger
With every move it makes another vote it takes
Odds are you won't get to vote tomorrow
Secret Actors Guild, Secret Actors Guild
To them you're just a number and to us that's a shame
Beware of pretty faces that you follow
A pretty face can hide a mind that's hollow
be careful of what she'll say
Or she'll take your voice away
Odds are you won't get to vote tomorrow
Secret Actors Guild, Secret Actors Guild
You have to qualify, or kiss your vote goodbye
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Secret Actors Guild, Secret Actors Guild
They'll take your vote away to appease the ATA
Everything they do is confidential
To their success secrecy's essential
If you let the wrong word slip
The membership you'll tip
And they will make your life a living sorrow
Secret Actors Guild, Secret Actors guild
They'll make us second rate -- to consolidate
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